Ryan and I feel obligated to EXPOSE our children to as much of the good ole UNITED STATES OF AMERICA as possible... all under the veil of Family Time. Our most recent outing could be a delightful example of a botched expedition, but it is still entertaining and worth going into the old Virtual Scrapbook. Plus, I sincerely believe our children will be reminiscing about it for years to come, while Ryan and I roll our eyes while muttering "Real Florida".
It
seemed like a very good idea, planned somewhat "spur-of-the-moment", which is generally how we roll around here.
I had picked up a Fun Looking magazine at the Florida Welcome Center last month, while traveling home from NH with my mom. (GREAT trip, by the way... Mom is fun to drive with!) called "Florida State Parks...
the Real Florida" and it is full of all these places around our state that we hadn't heard much about, but looked like real treasures. Most are beaches, but there were some with hiking trails, so it looked, you know, FUN.
So, since the Madira Bickel Mound State Archaeological Site was only about 45 minutes away, and said "HIKING", we packed up some snacks and our children (yes, in that order. Priorities.) and headed out.
When we FINALLY found the place (in the woods), we parked our car in the lot (could accommodate about 2 cars) and climbed out. A woman on a bike gave us a somewhat strange look. I'm pretty sure she heard me say, "Oh! Can you unlock the trunk? I forgot my camera!" because she smirked. After I took the above picture of my fellow hikers, she was giggling. REALLY?
So we started out... and photographed this informative sign:
... and began our hike. It started immediately with this staircase. (Keep in mind, I'm at the bottom taking a picture withOUT utilizing the zoom, and Ben's at the top.)
Then we heard Ben say, "Is this it?" As in, "Is this IT??"
Well, yes, Sweet Boy. This is the end of our strenuous hike. All 50 feet of it. Impressive Mound in the Woods. Of course, we get to our car again (you know, in 2 minutes) and Carly says, "Can we have our snack now? I'm starving!!".
No wonder the Lady on the Bike was giggling.
Not to be outdone by the Pseudo-Park-Historic-Site, we checked the book (obviously we hadn't learned ANYTHING), and saw that ANOTHER interesting looking place was nearby, so we decided to check it out... Judah P. Benjamin Confederate Memorial at Gamble Plantation Historic State Park. The book said, "antebellum mansion" and "plantation" so we were having visions of Tara. I should have remembered that Tara was REALLY a painting and fancy State-of-the-Art-for-1939 camera work.
It took us 2 minutes in the Visitor Center to realize that it wasn't even Judah's house, it was Robert Gamble's and Old Judah was getting all the credit in the State Park registry. Because he visited there. According to someone named Caroline, who signed a piece of paper that said, "I know that Judah P. Benjamin was here". Framed on the wall in the Visitor Center. Can not make that up.
Anyhow, not to say it was all a bust: the Visitor Center had some neat artifacts, sugar cane farming tools, and the mansion features a rainwater cistern (that short brown "building" by the side of the house) because Gamble was afraid of well water. We did NOT take the $6 tour inside (we decided it could NOT be any better than the FREE capitol buildings we frequent) and we figured it might be more exciting if they were doing a Civil War ReEnactment or something along those lines...
... on the way home, the kids made sure to tell us how much fun they had. Which made me giggle. Of course, BEN felt the need to add, "I mean, those places were really boring and not fun at all, but it was fun all of us being together!"